Men's Blues - Wednesday 29th November 2017 - BUCS South Prem - Southampton Away

Twas the morning of laxmas,
And down the a34,
The Men's blues were confident, 
Theyd beat southampton for sure

Faceoff delayed,
Off to the airport,
A pre game costa,
Who wouldve thought

Lidl was calling,
Montys first trip,
A tree plant for Christmas,
And beers to sip

The team looked so dapper
With rainbow laces
Beaming great smiles 
On all our faces

They stepped on the pitch,
And the clock hit the hour,
The whistle blew start,
Domination by Power

His parents were watching,
The little young foal,
For Ryan Preston,
His first ever goal

The refs were in fact,.
The worst ever seen,
Atrocious, abysmal,
Unqualified, obscene

Ground balls from monty,
Our captain long pole,
Drove a fast break,
And scored us a goal

That didn't quite happen
It was all in his head 
In Berven's large shadow,
He wallows instead

One thing was certain
From the beginning,
Cob got more smashed
Than at a binning

For callum coleman
First match for the ones
Played like he should have 
Been one of the nuns

Gpod D from Kersh, Ciaran,
Charlie and Will,
Clearly benefitted,
From the fast breaks drill

England academy,
Many shots he did make,
Goal tally 9
Man of the match he did take

Now! Monty, Now! Rishi!l,
Now! Cobbles and barrie!
On, ryan on! callum, on!
jake veliky!

Gabe hit the pipe, what a heartbreaking sound!
Then Down the 3G Rhodes came with a bound:
He was dress'd all in stash, from his head to his toe,
And his new rainbow laces shone with a glow;
A bundle of booze was flung on his back,
It was certain for laxmas, fun would not lack:
His eyes‍—‌how they twinkled! His dimples: how merry,
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry;
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the head of his stick was as white as the snow;;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave us to know we had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his job,
"Scored" a good goal; the opposition did sob,
And laying his finger aside of his nose
And giving a nod, to the sideline he rose.
He went to the sideline , and began to celly,
VP and now dick of the day as well-y:

"To Park End we do go!
Oh what a great sight!
Merry Laxmas to all,
And to all a good night!"

Southampton 6 - 12 Oxford